Currently, the terrorists are bombing the fucking shit out of Portland. But you’re not worried, are you? No, you’re all like, “Oh, the military will save me. The Blue Angels will fly down from the sky and scorch those terrorists like they were strips of Sizzle-Lean.”
Well, my friend, YOU’RE WRONG. Why? Because our military pilots are way too gay to save you now. Need proof? Check out this scene from 1994’s Sleep with Me where Quentin Tarantino explains why Top Gun is actually a persuasive infomercial for HOMOSEXUALITY. As usual, Tarantino’s logic is flawless, and NSFW! (Headphones on.)