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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Drunk Now That’s PIZZAZZ!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Oct 30 at 12:06 PM

As previously mentioned, last Friday’s PIZZAZZ talent show was a goddamn hoot of epic proportions. And as proof, we’re going to feature videos of a few of the audience’s favorite acts over the next few days—starting with MY slam-bang opening number, in which I sing Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” backed by our house band “Pizzazzter!”
I would say “enjoy”… but how could you not?

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Does anyone get the sense that Wm. Steven Humphrey is probably intolerable in person?

I just imagine him constantly mugging and trying to be witty and just... ugh.

He could be a swell nice guy but God, does he comes off as an annoying pain in the ass.

Posted by Mike | October 30, 2007 12:45 PM

As someone who spends more time with him than my own wife, I can assure you he's neither intolerable nor an annoying pain in the ass.

Posted by Scott Moore | October 30, 2007 1:25 PM

I think Steven is lovely. And now according to this video we're all supposed to call him Princess. (:

Posted by Banana Lee Fishbones | October 30, 2007 1:33 PM

The dude from the B-52's?

Posted by Scummy | October 30, 2007 1:37 PM

No, Mike's right… I am completely intolerable. (Especially if you consider being "incredibly awesome" to be intolerable. A lot of people do!)

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | October 30, 2007 1:57 PM

Humpy, how long have you been hanging out with Scott's wife? That's weird.

Posted by RT | October 30, 2007 2:45 PM

Sir humps offstage persona does not stray far from the public player he puts forth, that is to say ridiculusciously awesome.

In fact, he reminds me a lot of myself. I've always feared that I would not like myself if I met me. Now I know that my awesomeness does extend beyond my ego.

Posted by Zacrobat | November 2, 2007 5:48 PM

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