Hallelujah, let the bells ring and the confetti fall! Portland’s funnest citywide talent show, PIZZAZZ, is TONIGHT! Don’t miss the fun and hilarity as ten of our city’s most eccentric talents go head to head to win a wad of dope cash money! There will be hula-hoopers, accordianists, tap dancers, comedians, plus tons of stuff that’s just too weird to describe. If you haven’t gotten your tickets yet, either do so at Ticketmaster or the Wonder Ballroom box office, or show up extra early (doors at 7 pm) to guarantee a seat! It’s looking like another sell-out situation! Check out the deets…

PIZZAZZ
TONIGHT, Friday Oct 26, 7 pm doors, 8 pm show,
Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell, (one block west of MLK),
21 +, general seating, $10

And who can forget those heady days of last year’s talent show when I so amply demonstrated the true meaning of “pizzazz” by screaming at my backup dancers… what? You don’t remember? Well, here it is! And see you tonight at PIZZAZZ!