That’s right! PIZZAZZ, Portland’s funnest citywide talent show is TOMORROW! Brush your teeth! Comb your hair! Buy new underpants! You’ll need ‘em because PIZZAZZ has the funniest, most entertaining acts in the city, all competing for the grand prize of $1000! You can still get tickets early at any Ticketmaster location, or the Wonder Ballroom box office. If not, be there early or possibly miss the entertainment extravaganza of this, or any other, century! The details, please!

PIZZAZZ!
Friday, October 26, 7 pm doors, 8 pm show
Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell (one block west of MLK),
21+, general seating, only $10!

What should you expect? Well… you can expect ANYTHING. Except this guy, who you wouldn’t want to see anyway.