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Friday, October 19, 2007

Film Rambo Poster.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Oct 19 at 1:24 PM

Who else is kind of excited about the new Rambo movie, even though it’ll probably suck? Anyone? Anyone?

Anyway: The film’s poster just hit, and it’s pretty slick. The only thing that seems to be missing is a tagline. I suggest “RAMBO WILL MACHETE YOU.” Another one that might be good is “COPLAND? FUCK COPLAND.

rambowillmacheteyou.jpg

Comments

What's wrong with Aaron Copland?

Me, yes, definitely excited. But then, I just saw Shoot 'em Up, so my violence threshold is fairly high at the moment.

I suggest: "Nice butt, for a pensioner."

Sorry, Scott's new face must be bringing out my gay genes.

wet tshirt contest, the movie. starring rambo

How about: "Of COURSE he's wearing a headband. Why wouldn't he?"

Can we take this script, take out all the Rambo stuff, and just make a movie about Brock Samson?

this just proves that once again, rambo isn't expendable.

and that he just wants what we want.

RWA: straight outta walter reed

Rambo: you've never seen PTSD like this

'Rambo Seven: Does This Machete Make My Ass Look Big?'

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