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Friday, October 12, 2007

Food Sen. Craig’s Recipe For A Guilty Plea

Posted by Scott Moore on Fri, Oct 12 at 11:30 AM

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig—even his homegrown potato recipes are filthy.

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From some weird “Congress Cooks” list:

The Honorable Larry E. Craig

United States Senator, Idaho

Specialty Recipe

Super Tuber

Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good. Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator

Ingredients
1 hot dog, cook’s choice
1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces
Mustard for dipping, any style
Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.

Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.

To Microwave: Place on microwave safe plate; cover loosely (to avoid splatters). Microwave on high about 4 minutes per potato until fork tender.

To Bake in Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Bake for approximately one hour or until potato is fork tender.

To Barbecue: Wrap in aluminum foil and place above medium hot coals, turning at least once during cooking. Cook until potato is fork tender.

Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food, dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite).

Before you start thinking anything, Larry Craig is NOT GAY. Got it? NOT GAY.

Thanks to Alison (who saw it at GuiltyCarnivore) for the tip, and apologies if Craig’s super tuber is old news.

Comments

I have to pass that hat tip on to guiltycarnivore.com

As a native Idahoan, I am deeply offended by this recipe.

That's a "Tater Pig," you imbecile! Super Tuber? WTF?

Whatever you call it, it sounds revolting.

Some people even tried to make these, and took pictures...
See: http://foodgoat.blogspot.com/2007/08/idaho-udaho-actually-its-senator.html

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