Look. I don’t mind if the terrorists blow up the Portland International Raceway. But when they start effing with our blog? That means WAR! As you may have noticed, the terrorists exploded a dirty bomb all over our server this morning, slowing Blogtown down to a crawl (as well as our saucy comments). Please be patient while we solve this problem. The U.S. Dept. of Blog Security is all over it.
THANK YOU!

AND NO THANKS TO YOU!