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Monday, October 8, 2007

Portland The Best Joke I Made All Weekend

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 8 at 11:51 AM

Here’s the best joke I made all weekend.

“About this César Chávez controversy… what are these people complaining about? He already has a SALAD named after him! Am I right, people? Am I right? THANK YOU! I’ll be here all week.”

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Even more hilarious variations on this joke after the jump.

"…what are these people complaining about? He already has a PALACE named after him!"

"…what are these people complaining about? He already has a DOG WHISPERER named after him!"

"… what are these people complaining about? He already has a SURGERY named after him!"

I DEFY ANYONE TO IMPROVE UPON THIS PERFECT JOKE!!

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Comments

Advantage: salad.

Posted by Beaton | October 8, 2007 1:10 PM

Boring, not funny, not offensive..
Losing your edge etc.

Posted by Manny | October 8, 2007 1:28 PM

Yeah! What Manny said! DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!! (Unless your day job is NOT being funny and offensive. THEN QUIT IT!!)

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | October 8, 2007 1:39 PM

Chipotally dude! And it's César not Caesar, wait you already knew that, I give up.. Love you Wm! (Not ironic, am actually all about the stuff you write, mostly- just not good at this blog thing, so just like that I hang in the towellete for good..)

Posted by Mannysha | October 8, 2007 3:46 PM

Before you misunderstand what I said and make another personal attack at me (antidepressants- boo hoo)- I meant to say..

(I'm) just not good at the blog thing- so just like that I hang in the towellete for good..

This time for reals.. bye!!

Posted by Mannysha | October 8, 2007 3:55 PM

Where's a rimshot when you need it.

Posted by extramsg | October 11, 2007 1:34 PM

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