Just got a voicemail from BAWLS Guarana, an energy company that’s the official beverage of Portland Fashion Week. Now you know what to expect the specialty cocktails to be spiked with. And what all the models and press people will be using to propel themselves through six straight days of shows and forums. BAWLS Guarana, although I choke on your name a little bit, here I come. I’m sure you’ll be delicious. Just keep me awake.

Ingredients: Water, Citric Acid, Potassium Benzoate (as a preservative), Natural Guarana Flavor and Artificial Flavor, Caffeine, Sucralose, Acesulfame, and Potassium. Warning: This product contains high levels of caffeine.

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