Oh, I wish we had a picture of this:

Hi Merc, There is an Oregon Live performance going on now in the Pearl opposite Whole Foods at 12th and Couch that includes a guy on a segway with a sandwich board doing aimless circles and a pudgy white boy in a backwards baseball cap attempting something resembling breakdancing.

They have a little boombox set up blasting non-confrontational rap, and two additional people with brochures of some sort. All are wearing Oregon Live t-shirts, and they’re terrifying everyone that walks by. Please go make fun of this.

Thanks,
Carissa

Anyone nearby? Send a pic to todayinpdx@portlandmercury.com