Apologies to the person who sent me this text message from a number my cell phone doesn’t recognize yesterday, in case this isn’t a public message:

Extras needed 4 Danava video shoot tuesday tomorrow night @ branx below rotture 7 pm. classy or weird dress only. No casual attire.

Unfortunately, there’s little chance I’ll be done at the office early enough to be a part of this very exciting opportunity. Would love to see what people come up with for classy/weird in this context. And a “no casual attire” anything in Portland? My god, somebody go and send me pictures. I might not recommend getting in to this if you have no idea who Danava is, btw: