These are hideous.

Those are tight, I'd rock em.

Damn. that last one is tight!

I might have to go pick that shit up.

Wait -- when did people start saying "tight" again?

Are they also dope? How about the bomb? Are they the bomb?

Oh yeah, I might have to go pick that shit up as well, then light it on fire after wiping my ass with it.

Crack rock is right--hideous.

However, they may go well with the $300 hoodie I saw at Nolita.

calling that shit ugly is an insult to the elephant man. i've never seen anything so heinous!

Jake, we'd all be happy if you would just start wiping your ass. We wouldn't care if it was with your $12 target hoodie or those snazzy jeans you got at nolita. Just start wiping already.

@ hellanineblahblah:

Yeah evidently so you dumb bitch. Since instead of just noticing, you had to hit 'reply' and say something, why don't you clean the sand out of your vagina and recommend an adjective that won't fuck off your whole day. K? Thnx.

@ hellanineblahblah:

Yeah evidently so you dumb bitch. Since instead of just noticing, you had to hit 'reply' and say something, why don't you clean the sand out of your vagina and recommend an adjective that won't fuck off your whole day. K? Thnx.

@ hellanineblahblah:

Yeah evidently so you dumb bitch. Since instead of just noticing, you had to hit 'reply' and say something, why don't you clean the sand out of your vagina and recommend an adjective that won't fuck off your whole day. K? Thnx.

@ hellanineblahblah:

Yeah evidently so you dumb bitch. Since instead of just noticing, you had to hit 'reply' and say something, why don't you clean the sand out of your vagina and recommend an adjective that won't fuck off your whole day. K? Thnx.

^^^^Whoa, sorry, it wasn't THAT serious....

Whoa. Sketchy B holdin' shit down.

Ha, You know it mayne! Ol' slang police game-salters always gotta mess up a good hoodie blog post.

The two with trees are hella tight. The shark and the space scene - meh.

^^ Yeah I agree, I think the green one is the tightest.

I dunno, upper playground is home to the likes of Sam Flores, Mike Giant, and Doze Green. I would think they could do better, much better.Seriously, check out any of the aforementioned names and try to disagree, I dare ya.

J, all those dudes have hoodies there too. It's not like they cut them. UP always has their own line they run as well. I'm just glad these new ones don't say UPPER PLAYGROUND super big on them.

I find all things with sharks to be tighter than thou.