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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Drunk Fat Kid + Swimming Pool + T-shirt = Revelation
Posted by on Tue, Nov 27 at 9:59 AM
Here’s a feel-good story to help you start your day: THE ONION NEWS NETWORK tells the inspiring story of a fat kid who avoids ridicule at the swimming pool by… now get this… wearing his T-shirt IN the pool! (Who says the news only reports on the horrible cruel aspects of life?)
Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On
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Racist...or should I say fat hater!
Wow, that's amazing. I totally can't tell that that kid is fat.
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This summer I found myself swimming in the pool of a millionare inventor somewhere in Palo Alto California. I was a drunk and forgot to take off my wife beater before cannonballing into the pool with my cigarette and beer in tow. I have first hand experience here.
A wet white shirt on a fat dude is like Superman and lead. There's no seeing through that shit.