In which I attempt to address the concerns of a reader regarding our recent Readers Fight Back! food issue; specifically, regarding a reader review which referred to the New Old Lompac’s pool table:

Really?

Trick question. Don’t answer it.

Did anyone do a stitch of research before you went to print?

Did we do what now?

The New Old Lompoc has not had a pool table in SIX years. You just ran
with Zooey’s comment.

Yes.

Whose job was it?

Mine!

Your issue made my life hell. I am SO sick of answering the phone in
the middle of the dinner rush. People getting annoyed at me because we
DO NOT have free pool.

Oh.

I love your paper. I read it every damn week.

Hooray!

But, REALLY! I absolutely hate you right now.

Oh.

DO YOUR F’IN research….

Yes ma’am.

Thanks…slackasses.

You’re welcome?

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