OH, SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN! Gossip does NOT get much better than this! According to In Touch magazine, the planets mysteriously aligned, and George Clooney and romance cover model Fabio got into a shoving match over dinner in West Hollywood! Here are the deets:

It wasn’t a dinner theater performance when George Clooney got into a fight with romance novel coverboy Fabio during dinner at Madeo in West Hollywood on November 2. Fabio and a group of women, including a professional photographer, were sitting at a table next to George and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. Everything was fine between the two heartthrobs until the photographer started shooting — and that’s when trouble erupted. According to numerous eyewitnesses, George suspected the woman was snapping photos of him and Sarah, so he asked her to stop. Fabio got up and went over to George’s table — not to apologize, but to explain that the photos weren’t of George. “I thought you were a nice guy,” Fabio, 48, said to George, 46. “Stop being a diva.” Those were apparently fighting words, because George stood up and the two started arguing until George went to push Fabio! “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” the eyewitness reveals. Fabio’s manager tells In Touch that the star doesn’t want to comment except to say, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”

HAW!! Normally, I’m on George Clooney’s side in all things… but Fabio got off the best zinger! SO WHAT SAY YOU? If those idiot waiters hadn’t broken up the spat, who would’ve won in a fight… GEORGE OR FABIO?