• Speaker Nancy Pelosi says the House could vote as early as tomorrow on a new agreement that would bring troops home. That means Bush could veto it as early as Monday.

• When Barack Obama stepped off the plane in Iowa, there wasn’t a car waiting for him. Why? The plane landed at the wrong airport. Ka-BOINNNGG!

• O.J. Simpson returns to court today to face 12 charges which does not include murdering his wife.

• So who does Borat think should be our next President? From Reuters…

Q: Who do you favor for President in the United States?

Borat: “I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.”