• Pakistan has a new civilian president, Pervez Musharraf who promises to lift the state of emergency by December 16, and restore the constitution before the January elections. He also said that “Dancing with the Stars is a travesty! That Cheetah girl should’ve won!”

• Former Illinois Republican rep, Henry Hyde—who pushed for the impeachment of President Clinton, and was a strong voice for anti-abortion—is dead. Let’s try not to cry all at once.

• In last night’s CNN/YouTube Republican debate Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani went head to head on such topics as immigration, torture, and this baby goat jumping on a bed. Regardless of which side of the aisle you sit, that’s ADORABLE!

• Speaking of adorable, did you see the picture of this girl in this week’s edition of Last Supper? SHE’S SUPER CUTE.

Perhaps that isn’t “news” in the classic sense; but it is an apt observation.