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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Drunk Hey! Massengill Douche Now Has “Effectal”!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Wed, Nov 21 at 1:37 PM

Now I know I’m not a girl, but I’d really like to spend this Thanksgiving in a closet… with my mother… discussing the effectiveness of douche… and how the bottle’s shaped?

All together now… EWWWWWWWW!!!!


circa 1986.

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"Damn girl, how you gonna hold out on me? You know I need my Affecta fix! And that nozzle... oooooowee bitch it's on!"

Posted by z1z | November 21, 2007 3:35 PM

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To this day I have to get steady before I meet anyone named Massengill (which is an actual last name), or a very awkward situation can follow.

Posted by Samuel John Klein | November 21, 2007 4:25 PM

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