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Friday, November 16, 2007

Music How to Get Laid: The Color Me Badd Way

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 16 at 1:35 PM

It’s important for you to have sex this weekend. That’s why the Mercury is happy to continue our musical series entitled, “How to Get Laid,” this week featuring the new jack swingsters COLOR ME BADD.
For example, if you’re interested in making love to a beautiful blonde Rooskie, then by all means follow the advice carefully laid out by COLOR ME BADD: 1) Grow a pencil thin mustache. 2) Style your hair so it looks like a strange, alluring helmet. 3) Sexual harassment is sexier in the workplace. And most importantly, 4) when seducing a woman, make it appear as if you’re actually more interested in men.
Now, let’s watch these masters of seduction at work in their 1991 classic, “I Wanna Sex You Up.”

Comments

gotta love how they all sort of, maybe, kinda resembled an already established and more 'successful' recording artist...

There's the sort of looks like vanilla ice guy...
The could be a milli-vanilli looking guy...
A sort shorter and maybe little chubbier George Michael guy...
And my personal favorite, the Kenny G looking mf'er.

I like to show people this video and play the "who would you fuck?" game. Kenny G usually wins.

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