It’s important for you to have sex this weekend. That’s why the Mercury is happy to continue our musical series entitled, “How to Get Laid,” this week featuring the new jack swingsters COLOR ME BADD.
For example, if you’re interested in making love to a beautiful blonde Rooskie, then by all means follow the advice carefully laid out by COLOR ME BADD: 1) Grow a pencil thin mustache. 2) Style your hair so it looks like a strange, alluring helmet. 3) Sexual harassment is sexier in the workplace. And most importantly, 4) when seducing a woman, make it appear as if you’re actually more interested in men.
Now, let’s watch these masters of seduction at work in their 1991 classic, “I Wanna Sex You Up.”