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Friday, November 9, 2007

Music How to Get Laid—The Johnny Gill Way!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 9 at 4:53 PM

I’ll say it right now… I intend on getting laid this weekend. What’s that? You’d like to get laid, too? Then get into the appropriate mood by taking the wise advice of R&B superstar JOHNNY GILL in his classic video, “Rub You the Right Way.”
“Magic hands” never felt so good! (And I love it when he looks at me with that lazy eye!)

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So you like black... Ahh fuck it. This is becoming too predictable.

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