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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Drunk I Need a Calendar

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 20 at 11:14 AM

Every year it’s the same thing: I need a calendar, yet I HATE every calendar I see! In order for me to NOT go completely insane, I need a calendar that is creative, bizarre and I can look at every day without tossing up. For example? Here’s a calendar I received a couple years ago, which is both hot and hilarious, and they’re printing another edition for 2008. It’s called… WOMEN IN WADERS, featuring… well… WOMEN IN WADERS. Here’s Miss March.

While this calendar is super awesome, I actually prefer this company’s sister calendar called GUNS AND CAMO— because hunting is always better in a bikini. Hello, Miss April.

Unfortunately for the world, the 2008 version of Guns and Camo is already SOLD OUT. And since I’ve already done the fish ‘n’ bikini thing, I need a new calendar.
ANY SUGGESTIONS?

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I used to get the Monkey Shines calendar every year. It features monkeys(apes?) wearing human clothes being put into very human situations with hilarious captions
I don't know if they make them any more though.
http://www.halcyon.com/www3/donace/CALENDAR.HTM

Posted by greg | November 20, 2007 11:53 AM

Pick out some photos on Flickr using words you choose: http://tinyurl.com/2haje7

Then use their partner to make your own calendar.

Posted by Alan Bluehole | November 20, 2007 1:59 PM

That partner would be Zazzle: http://www.zazzle.com/custom/calendars

Posted by Alan Bluehole | November 20, 2007 2:01 PM

Pug life.

http://www.calendars.com/results.asp?CE=1&TID=PID.1&PID=1&MGID=5681

Posted by Jaymee | November 20, 2007 2:53 PM

I don't know if they got one out this year, but Cinema Sewer has thrown together some good calenders.

Posted by Kyle Burris | November 20, 2007 3:03 PM

Yeah baby! Them thar some hot calendars alright. I worked as an assistant for a car photographer. Every year he did a calendar for a Mexican Auto Parts company. He'd get some great cars and some hot babes. We're talking Playmates of the Year. The calendars looked great but the eye candy aspect of the job lasted about 5 minutes, then it was work.

There's a reason there's a stereotype for models like that. "Honey, could yo move a little to the left, no the other left..."

Sorry I don't have a suggestion, ever since that job these calendars just haven't been the same. But a babe is alwas great to look at. So start the flames at me being sexist.

Posted by BS | November 21, 2007 4:46 AM

The "Stuff on Cats" calendar series is always awesome.

Posted by gillsans | November 21, 2007 11:09 AM

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