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Nobody beats the Japanese when it comes to the sport of “inventing.” However, no thanks to the language barrier, sometimes it’s tough to determine what they’re actually selling. Let’s take this infomercial for example: This much we know… the device is used by unattractive maids, and toothless guys in unitards. Certain parts of this device are washable, and makes hot girls in bikinis want to rub pens on their body. Bearing that in mind, let’s play…
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING??
My guess is “a stabbing machine.” What’s yours? Put your answer in the comments below.
(I’m not exactly sure why… but some of the visuals might be NSFW!)
Automatic dice thrower?
Ah, seeing the url in the ad and doing some research, it is an onanie machine. You can lookup wikipedia yourself for that one. Ohh!, and new scrabble word too if it isn't a proper noun.
OH! Nanie!
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I'm gonna go with "fisting" for $500 Steven.