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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Film Now, There’s a Vagina with Teeth.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 27 at 3:53 PM

WOW. I was convinced this trailer was a fake… until I saw it for myself on IMDB.com. Ladies and gentlemen, please gasp in horror at this trailer for a movie about a girl who has chompy teeth in her vagina, in a French film appropriately named, TEETH. (That’ll teach that snoopy gynecologist.)

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And a million Freudian feminists squealed with joy...

I had an aunt named Vagina Dentata.

She meets a guy with a dentist drill for a tongue reminds me:

There once was a gal from Mobile
Whose pussy was made of blue steel.
She got her big thrills
From pneumatic drills.
And off-centered emery wheels.

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