Okay, it’s nearly 3 pm… so certainly we can forgo this whole “No Shopping Day” thingy, and buy the shit out of some stuff! Here are some helpful sale hints happening this weekend. (For those who don’t give two shakes about sales, skip to the video below of Heidi Klum doing funny things with her boobies.)

• You can save 10-30% on all men’s and women’s clothing from now through Sunday, at Portland’s posh Liza Rietz and a Broken Spoke (2305 NW Savier). UPDATE! Whoopsie, this sale is actually next weekend, but it’s a good idea to go in and stake your stuff out now.

• The new and bustling ChapterFour (specializing in streetwear and accessories for the dandy and dandette about town) is having a storewide sale all weekend long (as well as being open late on Saturday with music, wine and snacks)! Check ‘em out at 4702 N Albina.

• Mario’s (806 SW Broadway) is having a designer sale (featuring Prada, Dolce & Gabbana, Jimmy Choo and lots more) FOR WOMEN starting today with selected clothing, shoes and bags 30-40% off.

• Alberta’s Idiom is slashing prices all the way through Monday with 15% off clothing and 10% off accessories. (1600 NE Alberta) Buy me something nice!!

And now, after the jump, Heidi Klum playing with her boobies.