My wife and I decided we need two bowls. One with candy for the kids, one with condoms for the teens. Everybody wins.

Teens are somewhat more appropriate than adults in makeshift costumes trick or treating all by themselves. We got one of those. I'm thinking she was a bit "touched"...

That's why I don't open the door. Ever.

(When someone I'm not expecting knocks, I mean. Pre-emptive clarification.)

Sadly, I have to credit someone else for coming up with this wonderful Halloween prank.

Next time a trick-or-treater comes around, make sure his parents are waiting a couple feet away, then reach out, grab the kid(s) and slam the door shut. Count to, oh, 10 - long enough for panic to set in - then shove the kids out the door and lock it.

Of course this couldn't be done without incurring legal troubles or a beat-down. But it's a pretty good gag.

Jeff, that's a good one.
Had some kids' teen sister come up last night, I asked what she was dressed as - 'A TEENAGER' She got the candy.
So I would support such legislation, anything to stop the teen madness.

I hate teenagers. Let's set them on fire. Is that illegal? It is, right? Okay, let's just put them in a really really hot jacuzzi.

I think that's illegal too.

Never mind.

I'm with Kiala. Down with teenager!

I also hate teenagers with a passion. They are rude, loud, obnoxious, and if they are our future we are all in trouble. We put dogs down for bad behavior, why not stupid ass teenagers?

Speaking of teenagers coming to your door (not necessarily on Halloween), has anyone ever had a few youngsters come to your door and ask for money for "trip to San Jose for their basketball team's finals"? Well, it's HORSESHIT. Don't give them any money! They're on the pot! Baaahhhh!!!!! Boo!

Humpster has a WIFE??? You are gayer than Nathan Lane channeling Cher in the Minneapolis airport bathroom. Sad day for Portland's gay men who hoped petite, blonde Humpy was a big bottom.

Damn you to Hell Wife!??Wife!??!!!!!

I wanted to make that smart-ass comment. As a high school educator, teens can be stinky and annoying. Smelling their morning breath is truly terrifying.

Talk about your scary Halloween stories! A lazy magazine editor undergoes a frightening ordeal, only to discover it was just a bad dream. Well, I'm sure that'll be the last Halloween he spends drinking cough syrup and watching Curb Your Enthusiasm reruns.....Or will it?????

I'd just like to point out that all teenagers aren't sex obsessed, drug using, loud, callow and obnoxious beings.

I'm fifteen years old and i'm none of the above. Of course, some idiots can act like that sometimes... but honestly, that's not the case with most teenagers.

It's stereotyping every single teenager in the world... and I would've assumed that you, as adults, would have been mature enough to realise that.

We don't paticularly even celebrate halloween here in England, so we don't have the teen-trick-or-treating problem.

To sum my point up...
Quit the rubbish.

Cheers.

Well, duh! You're from England! We're talking about American teenagers! We know you're too busy playing polo and drinking tea!

*The above is an intended stereotyping of Bristish teens.

Pipe down, teenager. Adults are talking.

Har!

Where I'm from, there is a saying that goes "children speak only when chickens pee". I'm assuming that chickens don't pee, so therefore children shouldn't speak? I'm not really sure how that works.

I agree that most teens suck and I'm a teenager myself. I had no idea kids all the way in England read this shit anyway..

Oh, of course. Us English teenagers meet the Queen Every day for Afternoon crumpets and jam at High Noon. There's no bloody time for running around, getting smashed out of our minds.
(:

Have to love the stereotypes.

By the way, I randomly came across this page from Google Blogs.