Sometimes I just need to get really creeped out. And when I really need to get creeped out, I look no further than the “Casual Encounters” section on Craigslist. Since I respect the gag reflexes of our readership, I won’t print the entirety of today’s “Casual Encounters” requests until after the jump. But here’s what you can expect:

• A gentleman in dire need of a woman who doesn’t mind being a little bit debased.
• A gentleman who would like to ejaculate on your picture.
• A gentleman who would enjoy experimenting with a running car and jumper cables.
• A gentleman who… well… he likes girls who “squirt.”

Get the creepy, creepy details after the jump… IF YOU DARE. (Obviously NSFW.)

Female Domestic Servant - Does this Describe You? - m4w - 51 Reply to: pers-490002737@craigslist.org Date: 2007-11-26, 10:50AM PST

You are bright, bookish. You are a pleaser who hungers for approval. You want to be broken down, debased, and objectified. I know who you are and your place in this world.

Do your fantasies revolve around elaborate role-play, humiliation, servitude, and punishment? If so, it will be fun to watch you maneuver for the few scraps of mercy within me. I’m safe, but have no problem imposing considerable discomfort for trivial amusement.

I'm experienced and very nice to look at, but what really matters is the fact that we’re on the same wavelength. Trust your instincts on this one. I’m your best candidate - the one who can best scratch your itch.

Want me to cum on your picture and return to you? - m4w - 47 Reply to: pers-489925717@craigslist.org Date: 2007-11-26, 9:50AM PST

Looking for a woman who would enjoy having me cum on her picture and send back to you. We will never meet or do anything other than exchange e-mails. I am hoping to find a woman that will provide me with a picture (face picture preferred) which I can print out, jack-off thinking about her, and then shoot a big load on it. I will take a picture of my cum/dick on her picture and return to her for her enjoyment. If this is something that you might be interested in, please do write. I am a nicely hung, clean-cut, 47WM.

No preference as to your age, race, or looks....

Freak On A Leash - m4w - 34 Reply to: pers-489920627@craigslist.org Date: 2007-11-26, 9:46AM PST

Just sitting here, bored, might go fishing later on...but right now I really want someone to hook me and reel me in...you must be at least 21, I am always crazy for dark hair, dark eyes and long legs, race/ethnic group is of no consequence, and you must be very open and willing to experiment, from a running car engine and jumper cables to a mint leaf, ice cubes and a chocolate covered raspberry.
34, Italian, work out, muscular and well-hung, about 9 1/2, very oral but DO NOT like receiving, into all kinds of foreplay, all kinds of sex games, guaranteed to give you an orgasm or three that will turn your knees to rubber and set your body on fire...will you...CAN YOU?...do the same for me? I will be very interested to find out.

.oO Looking for a squirter Oo. - m4w - 28 Reply to: pers-490130164@craigslist.org Date: 2007-11-26, 12:29PM PST

Do you squirt? A lot? I want a girl who will soak the whole room by the time I'm done with her. I know the secret of the clit and will lick you until spray all over my face. If I could lick pussy all day long and still pay my bills I would. I have a 7" cock with a nice girth. I hate condoms and would prefer to keep it oral unless you're very clean, as I am. If your an extremely kinky girl I would also be into water play. If you don't squirt but would like a little tongue attention, reply and say so. You won't be on the top of the list, but I will reply. I'm not posting a pic but I have some to Xchange.