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Monday, December 3, 2007

Gossip Caption This, If You Will…

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 3 at 11:27 AM

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“Two inmates escaped from the worm farm today; current whereabouts unknown…”

Thanks to Dlisted for this horrifying photo of Paris, and come up with your own caption for this picture in the comments below!

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1

"Whore"

Posted by DeepCerulean | December 3, 2007 11:42 AM

2

"Worried your lips don't look enough like a swollen hemorrhoid-ridden asshole? Now you too can have the secret of the psuedo-stars! With our amazing new product AssLips!"

Posted by Cheesus | December 3, 2007 11:43 AM

3

Paris: Fresh from a muff diving session on her BFF Miss "Fire Crotch" Lohan.

Posted by Travis | December 3, 2007 11:45 AM

4

Apparently Paris went to McNamara/Troy for some of those new "Lady Cha Cha" lips.

Posted by jesse | December 3, 2007 12:04 PM

5

Success! Phase two of the Dolly Parton transformation is complete. Next up: Talent injection.

Posted by shrimp | December 3, 2007 12:09 PM

6

I'll be dead by 30.

Posted by G | December 3, 2007 2:02 PM

7

$20, Same As In Town

Posted by Patrick | December 3, 2007 2:08 PM

8

When good Botox goes bad...

Posted by Jan | December 3, 2007 8:21 PM

9

BLUE STEEL!!

Posted by burn | December 4, 2007 9:55 PM

10

Hot Dogs! Armour Hot Dogs! My lips look like two Armour Hot Dogs!

Posted by Aaron V. | December 5, 2007 4:25 PM

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