In lieu of my normal Christmas activities (baking a cake for Jesus, crying a lot), this year I’ve decided to post my favorite Christmas songs—one a day, all the way until the 25th. While you might not get music as great as this, these songs sure beat all the lousy gifts you’ll have to pretend to like.

NSF!!!! Get those headphones on and get ready to be filled with some holiday joy from Compton’s finest citizen, Eazy-E. Now resting peacefully in heaven’s manger alongside baby Jesus, Eazy-E’s contribution to the genre of Christmas songs is truly one for the ages.

MP3:
Eazy-E - Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas

Image courtesy of the Etch-A-Sketchist. He’d never record an X-rated Christmas song.