This soon-to-be classic clip from Maury could easily play as a PSA for Planned Parenthood. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Angel—the most foul-mouthed, hickey wearing, 9th grade slut you could ever hope to encounter. Just put Angel’s battle cries (“Don’t be hatin’!” or “Mom, I’m addicted to thex, AND I LOVE IT” or “I’ve been paid for thex fifteen timeth! DON’T HATE!”) on repeat and watch your penis or ovaries instantly shrink into nothingness.