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Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Mercury Earlybird Blogtown Reader Special: The Mercury Holiday Auction is Live!
Posted by on Wed, Dec 5 at 10:31 AM
The Mercury Holiday Auction is live! Get a leg up on your friends who rely only on the paper edition of the Mercury, and bid early on your favorite packages.
Like a chance to pepper spray Matt Davis in the face.
A tour of the city’s sewer with City Commissioner Sam Adams.
The cover of the Mercury.
A date with the Mercury’s girls (or the boys, if that’s how you roll).
One of every fancy drink Pix Patisserie has to offer.
Storm Large’s shoes.
And much, much more. Bid early and often! It’s all for Sisters of the Road.
Comments
Yeah, maybe we should have added, "Cute, semi-nude model will probably not marry you."
I just wonder how I am going to outbid Mike K from the PBA on blasting Matt in the face with the hot coals...errr... pepper spray.
i'd like to wint that date with sam adams and ask him why he wants me to pay a business tax totalling 2% of my income just because im a realtor.
Are you suggesting that realtors aren't businesspeople? (I know some people who might, but I happen to think my last realtor was very professional.)
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As I was browsing this year's items I nearly fainted when I saw Lille Boutique Girl with the caption "Your Perfect Wedding!"
now I KNOW The Mercury is just trying to fuck with me.