Say, you look like the kind of person who wants to see Juno! Or maybe you want to see Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, which, if this clip is any indication, is going to be pretty funny:

Either way, it’s your lucky day: Here at the Mercury offices (605 NE 21st Ave, Suite 200), we’ve got an ass-load of free passes for an advance screening of Juno (it’s tonight, at 7, at Cinemark Eastport theaters on 82nd), and we’ve also got a bunch of passes for an advance screening of Walk Hard (that one’s Tuesday, at 7, at Tigard Cinemas).

They’re yours for the taking—provided that when you come by to pick a pass up for one or both movies, you give our cheerful and warm office manager, Brad Buckner, a hug.

Post-script: Also, our offices are closing early today (at 3 pm—we have drinking to do!), so if you want to see Juno, get over here quick. Also, it’s a good idea to show up really early when you go to these sort screenings, as there will no doubt be about a billion passholes lining up to get in.