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Friday, December 21, 2007

Events Get Your Picture with Chocolate Santa!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 21 at 9:24 AM

Looking for a great last minute gift idea? Then I heartily encourage you to get your picture taken with CHOCOLATE SANTA! Readers of the print version of the Mercury may have already read my all-encompassing review of all the Santa laps in town (except those I didn’t get to). And I have to say, for all around lap pleasure and Santa-osity, CHOCOLATE SANTA is the one to beat! He’s super nice, and gave me great gifts (a Fantastic Four coloring book, and a Jammin’ 95.5 sticker). PLUS, as you can see, the picture looks GREAT, and oh, so CHEAP! Only $8 for a 5x7 with folder! And remember, CHOCOLATE SANTA also happily poses with adults, kids, cops, pets. BUT YOU GOTTA GO THIS WEEKEND! Here are the deets:

CHOCOLATE SANTA
Saturdays and Sundays ONLY, 1 pm - 6 pm

407 NE Mason (Corner of MLK Blvd, and Mason, in Unforgettable Nails)

(503) 201-3312

It’s a ho-ho-heluva good time!

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Comments

Best cover ever, Humpy!

Posted by lance chess | December 21, 2007 9:51 AM

Hey Steven Humphrey, I wish my job was running a weekly paper like you so I could plaster pictures of myself all over the front cover. Must be nice. Have you lost some weight? But come on, a grown man sitting on Santa's lap is sick and twisted and gross. I mean LOOK AT YOU! Actually, now that I look again, you are kind of cute in a kinky-Christmas kind of way. Maybe even hot. Yeah, you and Santa are super hot, like homoerotic-holiday-hot. Hey, do you wanna hook up? Don't bother looking for me on Manhunt, but there is picture of me in the last issue of Just Out on page twenty-something. I bet you can dig up a copy. I'm wearing a Santa hat, you'll probably like that. Come by Crush any time and we can play NORTH POLE. I'll wear a Santa suit if you want, and you better be dressed like an elf.

Posted by Mitch Calhoun | December 21, 2007 12:01 PM

I'll drop by! And I'll bring my "candy cane."

GET IT?!?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | December 21, 2007 4:27 PM

Racist.

Posted by Matt Davis | December 23, 2007 4:23 PM

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