• Yesterday in Omaha, a “nice young man” who recently lost his girlfriend and his job went on a shooting rampage in a mall, killing eight before turning the gun on himself. God bless the holidays.

• Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is trying to allay voters’ fears that Mormonism isn’t a creepy religion—and it’s not. (At least compared to Scientology.)

• 24’s Kiefer Sutherland has started his 48 day jail sentence, after being convicted for a DUI. Like the show, the sentence will be served in “real time.”

• And finally… BACKWARD FEET! OMG! THAT LADY HAS BACKWARD FEET!!