For Christmas, President Bush got his wife Laura a purse and a silver tray. Omigod, that poor woman.

Merry Christmas, you just got killed by a TIGER.

I had the brew, she had the chronic, the Blazers beat the Supersonics. Yesterday was a good day. (Except for that guy eaten by a tiger.)

Snowstorm to hit Portland tomorrow! PANIC!!! Oh, for the love of sweet merciful Jesus… PANIC!!!!

BLOGTOWN READER ALERT! By the way, even though the residents of the Mercury office are getting wasted in front of the TV this week, we’ll still be blogging sporadically, and will be back in full force on Wednesday, January 2! In other words… PANIC!!