Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Wed, Dec 26 at 3:04 PM
I eat a lot during Christmas. So much in fact, that some people say, “Jesus, Hump. You eat like a fucking pig.” These people are wrong. I don’t eat like a pig. I eat like a Kimodo dragon eating a pig. Like this.
In case you didn’t understand the metaphor, I was the Kimodo dragon in this video.
as the kimodo dragon, i am wondering if you could tell me how the hell you digest all the bones and cartilege in your pig-meal?!