Portland Mercury


 
 

« Good Morning, News! | Main | Great Things About Britain No.5: Curry »

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Food How I Ate on Christmas

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Wed, Dec 26 at 3:04 PM

I eat a lot during Christmas. So much in fact, that some people say, “Jesus, Hump. You eat like a fucking pig.” These people are wrong. I don’t eat like a pig. I eat like a Kimodo dragon eating a pig. Like this.

In case you didn’t understand the metaphor, I was the Kimodo dragon in this video.

Comments

as the kimodo dragon, i am wondering if you could tell me how the hell you digest all the bones and cartilege in your pig-meal?!

Comments Closed

In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).

Blogtown End Hits: The Merc's Music Blog MOD: Merc on Design 2008: Merc Election Coverage Mercury Eat and Drink Guide  

Our Friends

Our Enemies