You don’t get enough sex. That’s why Blogtown PDX is happy to continue this ongoing series featuring the advice of classic ’90s R&B artists who know (better than anyone else) how to get you laid this weekend. For example, there’s GINUWINE who has a great way of seducing aging people in cowboy bars: Compare your penis to a horse, and invite them to jump on your “saddle.” (It also helps if you’re built like Stretch Armstrong.)
Here’s the incomparable Ginuwine singing his 1996 club hit, “PONY.”