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Friday, December 21, 2007

Music How to Get Laid: The R. Kelly Way

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 21 at 2:39 PM

Yes, it’s our continuing series which teaches YOU have to have sexual intercourse on the weekend (with some help from R&B greats from the ’90s). Today, it’s a freaking CLASSIC, man! It’s R. Kelly teaching you how to convince someone to get in bed with you, by employing simple logic: Baby, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little “Bump and Grind.” (I’m sorry… but if I were a 14-year-old, I’d be all over him, too.)

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