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Friday, January 4, 2008

Gossip Britney Mental Breakdown?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 4 at 9:53 AM

The inevitable has happened! According to People, late last night, Britney Spears was placed in a 72-hour mental evaluation lockdown, after locking herself in her L.A. home with one of her children, and refusing to give the kid back to Kevin Federline. (Though not the right way of going about it, one can hardly blame her.) Even worse? After talking her out, the police strapped her to a gurney!

A source tells PEOPLE it was the pop star’s court-appointed child monitor who called police. “She had already put Preston in the car when Britney locked herself in a room with Jayden,” says the source. “The cops came and got through the door and tied her down to a gurney.”

Spears, who according to police appeared to be “under the influence of an unknown substance,” was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where the source says she will be on a minimum of a 72-hour lock down for mental evaluation.

Life & Style is reporting that the hospital blood tests have come back negative for drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, another source tells Us Magazine about the crazy scene outside the house…

“They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” the source adds, calling it “a total psychotic breakdown. She just went crazy.”
A hospital source tells Usmagazine.com that Spears has been designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.”

Currently, Britney remains under observation, and we’ll supply more updates later. Until then, all together now… “EEEEEEEK!”

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Comments

I say Britta was on some really heavy LSD. That last picture looks like pure acid and it's hard to track in the system... Maybe her music will improve.

I used to feel sorry for her. But she's had so many chances at turning her life around---because she's a celebrity. Most people with these types of problems (mental illness, drug addiction--whatever she has) end up on the street.
Too bad she already reproduced.

This has become a very cruel culture.

“Beyond the Darkness… Beyond the Human Evolution….”

Is anyone at all suprised by this?

She really needs to vanish in some bizzare manner - DB Cooper style. It would be good for all parties involved.

cool that she is taking lsd and all, but really really really leave the kids out of it. go swim with the fucking spider monkeys or some shit, just leave your offspring with sober people.

Damn, I forgot about the kids part. Now that last picture looks all "Manson-y"

I think an exorcism is in order.

I like to think the person who will play Spears in the penultimate bio pic hasn't yet been born, but the script is already being pitched.

Can you short sell music rights?

Maybe her music will improve.

That, hands down, is the funniest thing I have read on the Mercury blog in about a year or so.

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