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Friday, January 11, 2008

Food Damn You, Jimmy Dean Sausage!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 11 at 11:50 AM

If you are anything like me, you are SO FREAKING SICK of buying the 12 oz. size of Jimmy Dean Sausage and trying to feed your family of five (or is it six?). Well, FINALLY someone has called Jimmy Dean on their bullshit, and left this hilarious, but oh-so-true message on their corporate voice mail. (Note to people leaving voice mails: Make sure your phone is OFF after you’ve left your message. Thank you.) Some language NSFW!

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We ate Jimmy Dean out of 12oz tubes in Wyoming. Does that make my family a bunch of pussies?

This is serendipitous; the other day at work all could smell was maple sausage. I'm a native southerner and I love maple sausage more importantly I would have killed for twelve ounces of maple sausage that day. Does that guy know that there are people outside of the south who are dying for the sausage? Maybe he would appreciate it a little bit more if he knew that.

Wow, I think that was my cuz' takin. If I was a brit it could have been my long lost brother.
I luv JD.

"600 pounds of man".

Can they not just buy 2 12oz rolls?

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