OKAY, so I’m super busy and more than a little emotionally raw today—so all I can say that it’s a good thing I’m not David Banner (the alter-ego of TV’s The Hulk). Now here’s a guy who Hulked Out about practically anything, and there’s a great list right here of every single thing Banner ever Hulked Out about. Here are a few examples from that list, that would definitely make me Hulk Out today, too!

1. Problems with flat tire

3. Thinking about either of his wives

5. Being hit over the head repeatedly with a metal object

8. Being mauled by a bear

15. Having a row of computers fall on him

23. Being trampled by a crowd AND having the hot coffee spilled on his hand while trying to get to the sniper

29. Having two mean football players snap wet towels at him and shove him into the steam room which they have turned on to full blast {ACTUALLY, I’D KIND OF BE INTO THAT.—STEVE}

37. Beaten up and placed on a car going through a car wash, and then being dragged under the car

51. Having Thor the Thunder God push him around

64. Being rear-ended fifteen times in a row by a mean bully with a bigger car than his

106. Being fed poisoned sushi

YOU GET THE IDEA. Collect all 117!