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I’m so stoked to see this!
From the press release…
Teeth tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad-boy stepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Hmm. Guess Queen Spider was right to listen to the Gelgameks after all.
"The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth!"
- Gelgamek Cardinal in the Catholic Church
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oh, i get it. her vagina has teeth. i could spend two hours of my life on that.