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Friday, January 4, 2008

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by The Unpaid Intern on Fri, Jan 4 at 9:19 AM

Iowa has spoken and the winners are … Huckabee and Obama! New Hampshire is now preparing for the avalanche of crazed politicians to hit their state.

An African-American Portlander is suing the Portland police after a car search resulted in a felony conviction. He claims that, because of the city’s track record, he was too afraid of being shot to stand up for his rights.

In Kenya, the opposition party calls for a presidential reelection after days of protests and bloody riots.

Astronomy nerds are excited about the reappearance of Comet Tuttle, which will be visible via binoculars for the next two weeks. To locate it, look for the yellowish dot in the sky. Right next to that star in the middle.

-Jenny Furniss

Comments

Huckabee! Ha! That is freakin' hilarious! Republicans really are idiots.

What does that mean "issuing the portland police?"

Really? Huckabee being ahead is hilarious? Apparently you have not watched his brilliant ad campaign featuring Chuck Norris.

It almost makes me want to cross party lines and vote Huckabee.

"It's not my fault Tuttles' heart condition didn't appear on Buttles' file"

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