Yeah sure, Christmas was fine and all, but I can’t help think about all those cool gifts I didn’t get. Along with this, I’m crushed that Santy Clause didn’t bring me the Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book. In addition to puzzlers about Lemmy’s moles, there is a Black Metal word scramble, some Heavy Metal Sudoku, and fun games, such as connecting the dots on Dimebag Darrell’s goatee.

How did I not get this?

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