Those jerks at Paramount want you to cough up $10 to go see Cloverfield this weekend in order to see the teaser for J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot. Which you could totally do. Or you could watch a crappy bootlegged version.

I’d be very surprised if this trailer didn’t go officially online once Cloverfield has made a kajillion dollars this weekend, and hopefully it’ll show up in far better quality. Which would be nice, because maybe then I could actually tell what’s happening in it.

Thanks, AICN.