This has to be a joke, right? I mean, you fucking people are kidding me, aren’t you? Do you actually WANT the rest of the nation to think we have our heads so far up our sustainable asses that we can’t spell “hypocrisy” because we’re distracted by the squeaking noise of our plastic shoes?
VEGAN STRIP CLUB? Whole-heartedly Portland…
Here’s the press release:
WORLD’S FIRST VEGAN STRIP CLUB OPENS IN PORTLAND, OREGONI can’t believe how stupid this is. Vegan strip clubs. Shit. If I have to go to a strip club, give me an honest cheap steak at the Acropolis. Vegan strip clubs!? Jesus H.Christ. I’ve tried to tone down my response and sound balanced, but my only feeling is, somebody has to be yanking my chain. This can’t be a serious press release. I called the owner, Johnny Diablo, to get his side of the story, but his cellphone rang off. Steve: I want to go, and I want to write a feature about it. Can I? Please? Please?
Portland, OR (PRWEB) January 30, 2008 — Portland, known for its alternative counter culture and by some considered the most vegan friendly city in the United States now has a new vegan offering, adult entertainment. Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s club opens Friday, February 1st, 2008. Casa Diablo is owned and operated by Johnny Diablo an ethical vegan for over 23 years. Casa Diablo is unique because it is the only venue of its type that serves food and drink 100% free of any animal products. Vegan and vegetarian dancers have flocked to Casa Diablo for auditions since hearing of the new club. When one dancer was asked why she didn’t want to work at her current club she said,” I can’t stand the smell of smoldering rotting carcasses when I walk by the kitchen. It is totally gross. I’ve been a vegan for three and a half years and I can’t stand the thought of working in a place that serves murder victims on a bun. Working at a club like Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club is my dream!”
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