Oh dear God. I have no further words other than this: The O.C.’s RACHEL BILSON… Red, white, and blue bikini… cover of GQ Magazine in February. Wait… I do have a few more words: OH, SWEET DEAR GOD.

UPDATE: Sometimes there’s a little game I play in my head entitled, “WHO IN MY OFFICE WOULD I KILL TO SLEEP WITH THIS PERSON?” In Rachel’s case, my answer would be, “Due to a lack of staff, the Mercury will no longer be published.”