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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

TV Rachel Bilson… Bikini… Going Home for the Day

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 15 at 11:43 AM

Oh dear God. I have no further words other than this: The O.C.’s RACHEL BILSON… Red, white, and blue bikini… cover of GQ Magazine in February. Wait… I do have a few more words: OH, SWEET DEAR GOD.

UPDATE: Sometimes there’s a little game I play in my head entitled, “WHO IN MY OFFICE WOULD I KILL TO SLEEP WITH THIS PERSON?” In Rachel’s case, my answer would be, “Due to a lack of staff, the Mercury will no longer be published.”

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Funny, I always assumed you were gay.

Posted by a reader | January 15, 2008 1:40 PM

Rachel makes me less so.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | January 15, 2008 1:48 PM

Rachel Bilson: The Gay Squasher!

Posted by Pedro | January 15, 2008 2:47 PM

Maybe we should tell Ted Haggard about her?

Posted by DLS3 | January 15, 2008 2:58 PM

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