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Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Media “That is sooo going on the blog later.”
Posted by on Wed, Jan 9 at 4:29 PM
Ever notice how in the new era of blog technology, you can’t even pass on a viral email anymore without someone responding “I’m blogging it. Right now.” Well, that over-zealous viral email responder would be me. And the viral email would be this one, on the demographics of newspapers. Thanks to the bloke who’s mum already sent it his way. He knows who he is:
1.The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.So worth it for number 12, right? I know. Class-ic! High 5!
2.The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3.The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4.USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5.The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country — if they could find the time — and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.
6.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it , thank you very much.
7.The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8.The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is
running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Oregonian is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
Sorry.
Comments
There's always some wanker has to spoil everyone's fun, isn't there, tODD. No names mentioned, or looks in anybody's specific direction. I'm just talking in general terms. tODD.
I think #12 should read: The Oregonian is read by people who love the comic strips.
So who reads the Bar Fly Rag?
Matt (@2), I hear ya! (We're talking about Erik, right?)
The Miami Herald is a joke. If you think the Oregonian is bad, the Herald is infinitely worse.
The Dakar "Nouvel Horizon" is pretty bad too.
I'm curious to see the Dakar rag. Sounds amazing.
I also WISH I could understand Chinese newspapers. Hearing the Chinese environmental spokesman say he had "patience" with those who were accusing him of faking Beijing's clean air surveys was quite the education.
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Hmm, according to my Google search, your list seems to have passed through the hands of a Republican and an Oregonian. Other internet versions do not have the rant at the end of #10, and of course any nationally circulated joke wouldn't have a reference to The Oregonian in it, because no one knows what that is outside of our little corner of the country.
Personally, I'm betting you added #12.