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Monday, January 7, 2008

TV The Return of American Gladiators.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Mon, Jan 7 at 3:54 PM

This is what American Gladiators used to be like:

This is what American Gladiators is like now:

“Never, Hulk Hogan. I never have sec-second thoughts.”

Fuck it’s terrible. I kind of love it. The premiere is online now, and a new episode is on tonight at 8 on NBC.

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I was forced to watch that last night. I think some of my brain leaked out onto the floor because of it.

I was in the next room trying to read, but had to give up as I had begun drooling all over the pages of my book. Eventually I got up, staggered into the living room, switched off the TV, collapsing in a heap on the couch from cultural exhaustion.

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