Though we rarely advertise it in our job listings, every Mercury employee is required to participate in a weekly dance class, in which we learn a brand new group routine. (It’s kind of like that Filipino “Thriller” prison, except we offer full dental.) ANYWAY, here’s this week’s Mercury Employee Dance Routine. It’s from a Japanese commercial for the videogame “The Legend of Zelda,” and… hold on? Is Link a chick? That’s super hot. ANYWAY, learn this dance by noon.