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Friday, February 29, 2008

TV GODDAMMIT! WHO STOLE THE GODDAMN ORB OF KNOWLEDGE!?

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Feb 29 at 3:40 PM

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These are pictures from the Star Trek: The Next Generation “How to Host a Mystery” party that Britta hosted at her apartment on April 28th, 2002…
(FYI: My Ensign Ro uniform is “vintage” from 1991, but all the other uniform shirts, plus Guinan’s hat, were all made by me for this party for less than $20…I couldn’t let my guests not look official just because they didn’t own uniforms! :)

Who Stole the Orb of Knowledge?

It is Stardate 47729.75 aboard the starship USS Enterprise 1701-D. Eight members of an Enterprise Away Team have returned from the remote planet Delphi 4 with a remarkable discovery - the legendary Orb of Knowledge. At a celebration banquet, excitement turns to dismay when the Orb is stolen and the Away Team must decide who amongst them has committed the crime.

MOTHERFUCKIN’ PARTAY!

WHO WANTS SOME JELLO SHOTS YO!

GEORDI SCANS FOR CARBOHYDRATES! (SCANS FOR HIGH SELF ESTEEM ARE NEGATIVE!)

OMG! RIKER BROUGHT THAT GIRLFRIEND HE WON’T EVER STOP BRAGGING ABOUT!

And it doesn’t stop.

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erik-

can we please find out about one of these and get dressed up and crash it?

or a convention... i don't care... i just want to do it.

Posted by andrew r tonry | February 29, 2008 6:36 PM

ensign Ro = boner

Posted by burn | February 29, 2008 6:59 PM

So, this went very quickly from "Jesus Christ! How awesome is that?" to "Well, I mean really - she's no Gates McFadden" to "Hold on a second here... If it's Stardate 47729.75 - there's no way they could anywhere near Delphi 4! That's smack dab in the middle of the Modala Imperitive, when everyone knows that the Enterprise is at least 4 and a half Parsecs from Delphi 4."

Too much?

Ok. Sorry.

I'll just be over here at the nerd's table... rollin my dice and stuff.

Posted by Dane | March 1, 2008 7:37 AM

Are all the women in the future fat? Where is 7 of 9? Troy?

Posted by lickity sniff | March 1, 2008 12:02 PM

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